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So if you have your sights set on someone, this is one way to break the ice or get them to crack a smile. Need inspiration to find the perfect cheesy pick up line? Probably best reserved for friends and ificant others as opposed to complete strangers. Looking for other ways to pick up the ladies or gentlemen?

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When you're looking for a relationship —or just see someone who you really want to get to know—there's a ton of pressure to make that first line great.


Here's a look at some of the plus best pick up lines ever.

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Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter pick up line in therebut in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious. And hey, sometimes that's sluts to chat on cranston you need to break the ice. What are your other two wishes?

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Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Are you French?

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Because Eiffel for you. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your in it.

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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the cerrillos new mexico girls sex chat free 10 I see!

Are you a parking ticket? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Feel my shirt. Boyfriend material.

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Wanna be one of them? Did you just come out of the oven? I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

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Because mine was just stolen. Is your name Google? Are you a bank loan?

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Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

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